IF ONLY THESE VERSIONS WERE REAL...

..I sure would watch them again.

WHITE TRASH PARTY

Nuff said.

IMPROVISATION

My gym are silly (in fact, they are cunts). No matter that I am 24, healthy, and only staying int the country for another few months, they took my gym-card away, because I did not have a medical certificate. And when I asked them for help, alternatively my money back, suddenly their English disappeared. Welcome to Italy.

Now, while I figure out where and how to get (read: fake) a "certificato medico", I am improvising. This is my new weights: great for work-out, great to drink after workout. And weights can be easily modified. Using a watertap, alternatively a mouth. Now bring on the slim arms.

 (and yes, I always look this serious when I have gym time)