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HOW TO MAKE A WIDOW'S HAT (ALSO CALLED FRENCH NET HAT)

I give you: one shower puff.

De-assemble shower puff by cutting the string holding it together.

You will now end up with one long tube of of netty goodness. 

Hazard: extremely fun to play with. Can also result in completely new halloween creations.

Iron flat (wet cloth on top, low heat). This material should not and doesn't want to be ironed, 

it would rather just melt to the iron os watch out. Cut out roundish shapes.

 I did two, but one can do more /less.

Roll' em up, and sew together in one end. If it looks like a small barbie gown you are doing it right.

A very slutty barbie gown.

Take the leftover of the rest of the puff material to make something to put on top. 

I ironed the remaining tube and rolled it up, then stitched it to the already sewn end. Hep.

Attach the net around something roundish, keep in place with a piece of tape. 

Hairspray that mofo like it's no tomorrow.

RESULT:

ZOMBIE DISCO TUNES (ACCORDING TO ME)

Not like your pretty horror party, with girls dressed like sluts and cheap vampire costumes from the pound shop, BUT ZOMBIES EATING EACH-OTHERS BRAINS WHILE ON HEROINE.

Do you share my vision?

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WELL HELLO

Well I have been a complete useless bitch since I moved back to Scotland, putting nothing up.

But just you wait.

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